Internet friends. Better than the ones you have in real life.
this is too accurate
I hug each and every one of you through my phone right now.
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POST I HAVE EVER SEEN
parvis wears a shirt that says “if found return to strife”
strife wears a shirt that says “i am not strife just fucking keep him”
this is how false information on tumblr works
alt-j // pusher
this is all yours
the idea of life without company fell suddenly
it crashed through the ceiling on me
and pinned me to the pine
and layer upon layer of hope and doubt
will crush bones to oil in time
are you a pusher or are you a puller?
i pull the weight towards me
and i lack the zest of a lemon, looking forward
unless i have a woman pushing me
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
ah yes. the wise words of Chris Golfer
Morgan Freeman, you wonderful man
I love all of these, but Morgan Freeman never actually said that. That was a quote made by a Morgan Freeman Twitter account. XD
This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone
this is so fucking relaxing