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faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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(Source: minagoroshi-archive, via swarnpert)

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

(via egberts)

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

(via aloisjackson)

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

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raynrvaez:

I need a Let’s Play or something where it’s just Ryan and Gavin because the conversations that will arise from it will be spoken about for years to come.

(via makingtheuniverse)

dielerorn:

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on Twitter in the history of everything…

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hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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the members of an orchestra

violins I:we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II:why do we always get the boring parts
flutes:we're so lonely
piccolo:lol fk your ears
french horns:and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes:IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas:evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets:wats 'p'
trombones:wats quiet
bassoons:im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet:*squeaks*
timpani:EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet:lol where am i
tuba:*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp:im just a more sophisticated piano
piano:FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn:im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses:semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets:trumpet wannabe
cymbals:BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
xylophones:am i meant to be here?
triangles:
bass drum:MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via ilikebandsyouhaventheardof)

bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

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